Stuffles

cheese
cheese with broken smurf legs
strawberries with powdered sugar
dried up sea monsters
dinosaur droppings and rainbow poop
now go read the book of jenova.

thank you. that is all.

Rodeo

Ah little kids. So cute and sweet, right? Wrong. As soon as you get into a horse costume, the little buggers mob you and try to pull your head off! Ok so its kinda cute that they all want to hug the horsey but please, one at a time! To all you parents out there: please hold on to your child and tell them to wait their turn. Otherwise horsey gets very irritated.

Dear Summer,

Will you please stop raining on my parade? It hasn't even been an entire school-free week before the rain starts falling. A great big thank you to the man upstairs for starting the summer off so swimmingly. Because honestly, I could almost go swimming in my back yard right now. And I don't even have a pool! Anyways, this summer had better not rain too much because I have some plans for those sunny days.

Don't ask, don't tell

There are certain things that I really don't want to know. Like your bodily fuctions, for instance, or your sex problems. People are always telling me these things and to be honest, it's a little gross. Get this through your thick skull: I don't want to know!! I didn't want to hear about your rash "down there", and I don't need to know your bathroom schedule, and I sure as hell don't want to hear about your girlfriend's crabs! Here is my personal rule: if I don't ask, then don't tell me.

Lost and Confused

you said you loved me
you said forever
then you turned your back
and left me with my heart broken

I liked you
I loved you
I needed you
but now you're gone

just another girl
another face in the crowd
just trying to find my way
and I thought you were it
but you left me lost and confused

I liked you
I loved you
I needed you
and just when I thought
I found someone worth livin for
you left me

you left me with my heart broken
and crying and wishing
for someone to hold me
I loved you
but now you're gone

Downers

Ok so my friend is always down on herself about eeeeeverything. She keeps saying that she's stupid and fat when she really isn't. And it really pisses me off. She has so much going for her but she refuses to see it. Here's a little life lesson for you babe: don't put yourself down because it gives other people permission to put you down.

Texting

Don't you just hate when you text somebody and you need a quick answer but they take an hour just to say "uh idk." ? Or when you want to talk to someone and the conversation consists of:
"hey"
"oh hi"
"so whats up?"
"nuthin.you?"
"same"
Most boring conversation ever. I wouln't have texted you if I didn't want to talk to you so why are you not saying anything?
Texting has also made it much easier on cowards. Before, if you wanted to break up with someone, you had to talk to them in person, call them, or at least write them a Dear John letter. But now all you have to do is type a few words into your phone and send away.
"hey.just wanna let u know but we're ovr"
Gee thanks for that. You don't even have the guts to call me? Soooo not worth my time then. I got news for you dude. I'm through with you.

Circles

surrounded by unfamiliar faces rushing past me
I'm caught in the flow
slowly drowning slowly dying
you pulled me out and tossed me back in
slowly drowning slowly dying over and over
I'm invisible in the crowd
someone save me from myself
I'm burning, bleeding, falling apart
piece me back together and quench the flames
confusion, confliction, love, and hate
this truely is a terrible fate
can't stand this anymore
time to stop falling and learn how to fly
but my wings are broken I fall from the sky
endless circles and repeating cycles
this Hell has no end
for I am surrounded by unfamiliar faces...

Oh the thinks you can think

I was scrolling through the music on my ipod today and i found some stuff that I totally forgot was on there. It was random songs from Seussical and I sat there and sang through all of them. I have realized that I am waaaaay too into that musical. I went to go see it at my school and i was humming along throughout the entire show. Nerd.